My Nurse is a Terminator

Why I think my Nurse is a Terminator:

1. She walks like a robot.
2. She doesn't smile.
3. She doesn't seem to breathe.
4. Her tone is very monotonous.
5. Before she enters our room, she stands at the entrance and "scans"
the room from left to right. Its f**king scary.
6. She writes super-fast.
7. I'll buzz her to ask for something, she'll come up to my bed, pull
the curtain, I'll tell her what I need, she turns around, walks off,
then returns promptly within 2 mins on the dot without saying a word.
8. She doesn't blink.
9. She's asian and actually says, "I be back."

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Shane